Boy, what a snoozefest. James Franco was so uninvested he makes Baron Davis look like a Bill Russell. God bless Twitter! There's no event so dull that it can't be made watchable by people actively, viciously hating it.

I got 15 out of 24, which I think is about average this year. That's what Roger Ebert got, too. Anyone do better?*

*Check that, I actually got 17 out of 24, which is exactly what I predicted I would get. Evidently I can predict better than I can count.