This is actually the smallest amount of power to ever go to someone's head.

So I received a nifty piece of mail the other day. The actual contents were not that cool, but the address was memorable:

Ben Wyman
Director
Ten-Four Good Buddy Films
20 Hermsdorf Ave.
Goffstown NH 03045-2001

I don't know where they got that from, or how they found me. But believe me, it made an impression. I was absolutely thrilled. In fact, from now on I'm insisting that all mail sent to me feature that title. It does wonders for my self-esteem, though I think I'm the only person who feels that needs boosting.

I've already set up my Netflix to send me all my mail this way.