I got a really good one the other day, something about how I was superior to all my friends. It was quite something, but I got up to use the restroom and somebody cleared the table, including said fortune, in my absence. Now I've forgotten the details.
Speaking of details, I received a surprisingly specific one today:
"You naturally accumulate knowledge and look at its broader implications."
Well, it's nice whenever my clarity of big-picture vision is appreciated like that.